It’s how ya roll peeps.

1. What’s the last mistake you made?
Burning the tortilla on the stove last night

2. Is the sun shining?
Sure is, it’s on it’s way down now.

3. Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon?
Yes, but shamefully I haven’t known how for very long..LOL

4. Do you like text messaging?
I prefer msn, thats like text right? Oh yeah and its free!

5. Are you having a good/bad hair day?
My hair does it’s own thing, I don’t judge.

6. What was your last purchase?
A loaf of bread

7. Are you wearing any make-up right now?
Nope, and it shows.

8. What are your plans for later?
Taking a hot looong shower by myself

9. What is your favorite DDR song?
errmm inform me of who they are..

10. Is there any drama within your life?
My head and heart fight all the time, can’t get ‘em to hush

11. What is a song they need to stop playing on the radio?
Umbrella…oh my god if I hear that again…grrr

12. Are you content with life right now?
For the least part yeah.

13. Does anyone like you?
That’s not for me to answer

14. What is your current obsession?
Photography

15. Do you have a dog?
Fabulous Miss Bella

16. Ever been kissed under mistletoe?
Nopers, don’t feel deprived either.

17. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Gah always, it’s the polite thing to do.

18. Ever done a random act of kindness?
Sure have more then I could count

19. Do your toenails have nail polish on them?
A shiny blue.

20. When’s the last time you wore eyeliner?
A few days.

21. Last curse word you said was?
It’s too long to repeat here, I had stubbed my pinkie toe.

22. Are your lips chapped?
Hardly ever are them babies chapped.

23. Are you currently jealous?
I wouldn’t say so nah.

24. Do you own an ipod?
I am anti Ipod

25. Did you have a dream last night?
I had one this afternoon while trying to nap.

26. Are you mad at anyone?
Only at the man who decides he doesn’t know where his socks are

27. Who is the most random person you know?
haha probably myself

28. What’s going on this weekend?
A whole lot of exciting and thrilling nothing.

29. Done any spring cleaning lately?
There doesn’t have to be a season for me to clean.

30. Anything bothering you?
Sure but I am avoiding it at the moment.

31. What do you search for on YouTube?
Music Videos or comedians

32. Did you wish for anything last night on 11:11?
Not since high school

33. Do you drink coffee on a regular basis?
Do I look like a friggin coffee person? LOL

34. Do you wish you were someone else?
Nope, in someone else’s body sure..

35. What jewelry are you wearing?
bracelets, a chain, a tongue ring.

36. Ate any exotic food lately?
Does the chica goulash count… yeah it does.

37. How many contacts do you have on MSN?
nineteen

38. Are you easily amused?
Its a weakness of mine

39. Can you lick your elbow?
Yes for I am the miracle.

40. Do you know this song, “we stay fly no lie you know this”?
uhuh no.

41. What piercings do you have?
you all already know that one

42. Do you have a crush right now?
Who doesn’t

43. What are your plans over the summer?
I live by the day

44. How’s life going for you?
Its going somewhere and taking me with it.

45. What is on your mind just this second?
my foot is numb

Abstraction

This morning I was reading an article titled Enfants terribles and reading other people’s comments, I was a little taken back. I had no idea that childless people had them feelings towards people with children. The woman who wrote the book they are referring too has children as well. I am on the fence with this one, it states that people are going to either love her or hate her, and I am a little bit of both. I hate that she is so damn right about what she writes, and that she seems to be missing what its all about, but I love that she has offered her humorous take on parenting, and the reasons that she states to not have kids, really don’t make a whole lot of sense, and I could easily come up with twice as many reasons to have kids then rather not have kids.

At one point in the article she states she regrets having children. People were shocked about that, and I can’t say that I was, I know I have regretted having kids, that’s for damn sure. The good only outweighs the bad slightly, so it’s a tough balance. Had I any choice in my fate I wouldn’t have had kids, as much as I love, adore, cherish, and enjoy my children, there are times I would love to take back time and start over. Before this gets too long I will end that part of this post here.

Moving on now. I got featured over at DeviantArt and was introduced to other marble folks, some good, some cliche, but awesome nonetheless, I thought I was the only one doing the marble thing, I know oblivious right? Well I googled all over the other day about marbles, and I couldn’t find but a couple of images that could maybe.. just maybe come close to what I am doing with them. So I am happy about things at the moment with them marbles, just wish I could get more soon.

That’s a wrap folks. Have a good ‘un.

She’s a yapper

I prided myself in having a small dog that didn’t yap at every little thing, and didn’t pay attention but to squirrels and stray cats or dogs. Now for some unapparent reason she is starting to yap at every car, truck, or biker that goes by. Of course we are right by the road so there isn’t a way to take her out and not take her near the road. I wonder if they make a muzzle for teeny doggies. I am not into muzzles for dogs unless they bite though. Harmph now my Miss Bella falls into the yapper small dog category *sigh*

Myspace is good for something

Introducing… drumroll please…

THE BOX OF CONDOMS GAME!!

The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.

I say a box of condoms with a banana would do the trick.

What do you say folks?

*P.S. I know totally lame right..well I don’t have anything else on my blogging plate right now, so live with it. :p

Friggin hilarious C&P

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called “Mate Match“.

The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers “yes”, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with phone number for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you’ve heard yet. Anyway, here’s how it all went down:

DJ: “Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of ‘Mate Match’?”

Contestant: (laughing) “Yes, I have.”

DJ: “Great! Then you know we’re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.”

Contestant: “Brian.”

DJ: “Brian, are you married or what?”

Brian: (laughing nervously) “Yes, I am married.”

DJ: “Thank you. Now, what is your wife’s name? First only please.”

Brian: “Sara.”

DJ: “Is Sara at work, Brian?”

Brian: “She is gonna kill me.”

DJ: “Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?”

Brian: (laughing) “Yes, she’s at work.”

DJ: “Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?”

Brian: “About 8 o’clock this morning.”

DJ: “Atta boy, Brian.”

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) “Well…”

DJ: “Question #2 - How long did it last?”

Brian: “About 10 minutes.”

DJ: “Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn’t at stake.”

Brian: “Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.”

DJ: “Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o’clock
this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) “I, ummm, I, well…”

DJ: “This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?”

Brian: “Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks…”

DJ: “Uh huh…”

Brian: “…and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.”

DJ: “Atta boy, Brian.”

Brian: “On the kitchen table.”

DJ: “Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I’ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife’s work number and call her up. You listen to this.”

[3 minutes of commercials follow.]

DJ: “Okay audience; let’s call Sarah, shall we?” (Touch tones…..ringing….)

Clerk: “Kinkos.”

DJ: “Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?”

Clerk: “This is she.”

DJ: “Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I’ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.”

Sarah: (laughing) “A couple of hours?”

DJ: “Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you’ll lose. Sooooooo… do you know the rules of ‘Mate Match’?”

Sarah: “No.”

DJ: “Good!”

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) “Brian, what the hell are you up to?”

Brian: (laughing) “Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.”

DJ: “Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian’s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.”

Sarah: (laughing) “Yes.”

DJ: “Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?”

Sarah: “Oh God, Brian….uh, this morning before Brian went to work.”

DJ: “What time?”

Sarah: “Around 8 this morning.”

DJ: “Very good. Next question. How long did it last?”

Sarah: “12, 15 minutes maybe.”

DJ: “Hmmmm. That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We’ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?”

Sarah: (laughing) “Yes.”

DJ: “Where did you have it?”

Sarah: “OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn’t tell them that did you?”

Brian: “Just tell him, honey.”

DJ: “What is bothering you so much, Sarah?”

Sarah: “Well…”

DJ: Come on Sarah…..where did you have it?

Sarah: “Up the a$$…”

After a long pause, the DJ said, “Folks, we need to take a station break”

Feeling it out

I have been debating over whether or not I should post photos here. I could post them at my kpgraphix blog, and just refer the link or something if it’s a winner picture. That way I can get an archive going over there. I don’t want to do both, because that would be like three posts every time I post.

Gah being a blogger is hard work.

Quite the busy day

Man oh man was today busy. I rearranged the living room again, I rearrange at least once a month for every friggin room I can, moreso for projects for the kids to do and a time passer, but today I went the extra mile. I moved my TV and the entertainment center as well. I know what your thinking *yawn right> Bah, I damn near broke my back lifting that thing, but I was sure as hell satisfied when I was all done. Yeah yeah I know lift with your legs, well I did that once I had it up and close to me when I walked across the room.

After that was said and done we walked for the umpteenth time to the playground, and I got some more marble shots too as you can see. Then we got home again about two hours later, I made dinner, and then we hung out outside and the critters were playing with the new neighbor girl, being power rangers, racers, and bad guys oh my.

I am currently watching a show that is like a real life cheaper by the dozen without the rowdiness. How the heck them peeps keep all their critters in line is a miracle in itself. Apparently these people used two kinds of birth control and they still kept conceiving, I sure as hell would be pissed if I kept getting pregnant, I think I would have locked myself in a church and go by the name Sister Kelly if that happened to me!

Oh well thats about it for my oh so exciting life.

Tellin secrets

I caught these two telling secrets, one could only guess what the secret was.

A quickie

How much would you buy a print of one of my photos or art at a size of 8.5×11/ 216×279mm, in a glossy finish. It is a standard printer paper size, and I am thinking about selling what I can make out of my printer, with photo paper, photo paper makes a glossy print.

But dilemma is how much should I go for? Consider shipping and postage as well.

Thanks be bk later after hubbys game tourney online. *yawn* LOL

Ladies make me laugh

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS…
I’m sorry…what did you ask me?

hahah I found that joke this morning and just couldn’t resist sharing it.