Saturday Seven

I decided I would start the Saturday Seven. A meme designed for people who can’t remember the usual thirteen things about something. That’s all the roar is the Thursday thirteen, as much as it sounds like a cool idea, I have to stick with Saturday Seven.

So here is my first edition of it, drum roll please..

**SATURDAY SEVEN**
Name seven things you would much rather be doing right now
1. Sleeping, on a soft bed, with muscle men waving their fans at me.
2. Getting a makeover, I am as stylish as the next tired mommy.
3. Going back in time to about 11 am yesterday, to re-live the experience.
4. Cashing in the winning lottery ticket with my name on it.
5. Talking to a Realtor about the new mansion I won from HGTV.
6. In a reading with John Edwards, the medium not the candidate.
7. Traveling the world meeting all my blog peeps on the way.

I don’t ask for much, really I don’t. Someday all those things will happen, if it’s up to me, it will be. =)

**EDIT**
As you can see I have a new look, do you dig it? Ya know ya do..I worked on it all morning, you better like it! LOL You will come to find out, I change this blog theme more then I should. =)

OMG OMG!!!! I HAVE MADE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE ON THE BLOG A YEAR THING!!!!

*takes a big bow and thanks her voters*

Question of the Moment: How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

For my first timers

I thought about this awhile and I figured since I have so many new people coming to my blog from that site thingy, that I would re-introduce myself. My little fan crowd, all know me, maybe a little to well, as I tend to be blunt about a few things, and no one else really does. I am just this random person online that no one knows, but I want them to vote for me. LOL. If I was on the other end of the spectrum, I would want to know who I was voting for, I would most likely not vote for them if I didn’t. I will try not to bore you too much, but I hope you enjoy, this extremely edited auto-biography I put together for you all.

My name is Kelly, I am twenty-one years old, and am currently living in Idaho. I live in a small town out in the middle of nowhere, and am currently looking for another home in the city. I have been here my whole life, I know the in’s and out’s of my hometown, as I was there for almost 17 years. I was pregnant at 17 and married the father of my baby. He in turn has become my soul mate, hell it ain’t been easy, but he has always been my rock. From there we went on to have another two children, all boys. I have Matt who is turning 5 this year, Boo who just turned 3, and Tonka who will turn 2 this year too. I love them rascals, they are my life, and I really don’t know where I would be without them.

I am not what you think in terms of age, I may be 21 years old, but when you get to know me I seem much older. Countless people have told me I have that Old Soul. I am wiser beyond my years, and it’s been a great gift in my life. I believe I got that gift from all the stuff I have been through. In wraps, I have been physically, mentally and sexually abused from my own family members, and other misc people in my life. I lost my mother 3 years ago, and that has been the hardest thing ever to deal with in my life so far. I took care of her for four years before she passed, and it was yet another great gift I had in my life. If you ever have that opportunity in your life, take it, it is one of the most rewarding things to do.

After her passing I found my short calling in life, and became a CNA, and worked for almost a year as one, and loved every minute of it. I worked with the mentally disturbed folks, the ones who loved to hit, kick and spit on you. Of course other things, but no need to mention that. I grew to love them all, and I have yet to go back and visit the residents since after I moved away.

My life now consists of taking care of my children. Every waking moment is about them, and at times I don’t think I am cut out for this parenting thing, but then I have to smack myself for it, and realize just what I have. three beautiful boys, who love me unconditionally. I have to honor that, and give them ten times as much love back.

Recently I had the amazing once in a lifetime experience I dreamed of my whole life, and that was to meet my real family, my biological parents, the aunts cousins, and uncles. It was an awesome trip and I just love them all to death. I have only been in contact with a couple of them the past three years, but to meet almost my whole family this year, was a dream come true.

In Other things, I blog on a daily basis, it’s an addiction, I have many spots all throughout the web that I am a part of it. Every spot has it attributes, and I feed off them. You would have no idea how much I have learned from all sorts of blogs. It’s almost a school of life. I am also addicted to creating art, as you can see by my thumnails in my side menu that I added yesterday. It will refresh itself when I add something new to the album, so keep your eyes peeled for new pieces.

I am not sure what else I can write in this post to help you all get to know me. I think that’s about it for now, I hope I didn’t bore the teeth out of you.

Thanks for reading!

Question of the Moment: Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

Progress Report

Thank you all who have voted for me thus far, remember to keep voting everyday!

I feel like spam, I am going everywhere I can posting here, there, and under there. Trying to get the word out, I hope the effort doesn’t go to a waste. Of course, I wouldn’t be anywhere, if I didn’t have people who voted for me. I am currently running at 44 votes. which is a great start from yesterday.

I now have some personal competition in there as well, I posted it at my other bloggie home and Tracy dear is running as well. So if ya see her send a vote her way to, like I said before everyone deserves it just as much as me. I am going to campaign like a monster though, and I am not even sure how long the voting has to go on for, If I remember right, it goes on for a year. That’s a long time, and the excitement of it all will dwindle, and regular posting will resume.

So new visitors upon this site, thanks for dropping by, and come again. Everyone wave hi to the familia, as they are making there way over here I see via my site meter..hehe I love that thing.

Lastly, I would also like to mention that I will be adding a QOTM to the end of each post I write. For those who don’t know what QOTM means, it is abbreviated for Question of the Moment. so there ya go.

Feel free to comment, I don’t bite..honest.

Question of the Moment: What if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about?

Help me Blog for a year

There is this thing going on, that I have joined into, and that is a contest of sorts. the winner gets one year of blogging paid for. Meaning, They will pay you to blog for a year. This excited me, a little so I checked into it, making sure it was legit, and it is. It is something of a social experiment this person is doing, and so far so good it seems, other people have joined, I have checked almost all their blogs, and really looked into it, and I want this.

I deserve it to say the least. I don’t deserve it over anyone else, but I deserve it for me, my family, and all that mushy stuff. I can’t recall ever asking anyone to do anything for me, but I am always doing things for other people, all over the world, that’s how I roll. The request is that I need help.

I need a vote each and everyday from you. Yes you who is reading this, unless of course someone else you know is running also. Vote for me if you have got no one to vote for.

Click the big orange button with my picture on it at the top of my side menus to see what I am talking about and to view my profile there.

Please if you will, when you are done voting if you decide to, please copy the code to place my badge on your site, I need as many votes as I can get, the highest voted is about 1225. That is a goal, and that person must be pretty special. It’s a hard goal, but one I hopw to try to reach, if I don’t get it then I can’t say I didn’t try to help myself.

Thank you for reading this, and voting if you did. I can’t promise anything to anyone if you do vote for me and I win, but I will do my best to show my gratitude.

~Kelly

Hush Little voices, Hush.

10 RANDOM THOUGHTS FOR TODAY SO FAR..

1. My magic program I have yet to be able to re install *frown*.

2. House hunting is no fun when you don’t have a gun.

3. Children don’t cry over spilled milk, unless it’s chocolate.

4. Tonka poo FINALLY said Mama to me the other day. I am all gushy.

5. I feel ancient, I was an old woman in a past life, who never found the fountain.

6. Goatheads are the spawn of satan delicately placed to find your bare foot.

7. I carry a shank in case of emergency, and have never used it, it’s pointless.

8. Scrambled eggs are delicious with a little bit of cheddar cheese and parsley.

9. Chuzzle is my “new” game for the computer, the kids love it so far.

10. I blog pointless things all the time, what keeps my fans I wonder..

chow!

**EDIT**
I don’t care if you don’t want to, just go and vote for this person, at least once.

Click on the image below, you will see where to vote on the top right, just click it and get ‘er done. Do your good deed for the day. Please.

I don’t really know who she is, but she deserves it, that I do know. I couldn’t pass the opportunity up to set up my own as well… A post about helping me blog for a year will be coming later on.

A Glass egg and Vaseline

I had a classically embarrassing moment on camera nonetheless, not on film but webcam. So I was chatting to a buddy of mine, and we were showing random things within reach of where we were sitting, so after showing some boring objects usually found on a desk of sorts, I showed off my glass egg. This particular item is just a glass egg statue thingy. Pretty in pink and hand painted, it was said to be rare, but who knows.

Anyways, so the buddy of mine, with that dirty mind, immediately jumped on the chance to call it a buttplug, so Of course, I tried to explain it wasn’t a buttplug, and no I don’t shove it in my rear, and so he asks where does it stay, so silly me, I took the webcam and showed a shot of the shelf, where the egg was located. The shocker here is… The VASELINE was right next to the damn thing! That did little to fight my defense. It was greeted with of course the shock and laughter, and I was actually about to piss myself I was laughing so hard. Let me state though that the Vaseline was not there for entertainment purposes, it was merely there for my tattoo, which is still not healed all the way, and I have been using Vaseline and extra strength lotion to keep it in check, but it is a slow thing.

Yes I know waaaay to much TMI, but this buddy of mine dared me to post this, and I ain’t no chicken.

Please be advised, that if you are having gut trouble, the immediate thing that could help is STOP laughing. Really it’s ok..You CAN stop now.

I can’t bear to think the comments on this one..

Thanks ALOT..

May this never be used against me in the court of Bloggism.

Amen.

Please explain this

Ok anyone who is into electronics or spiritually powered, as in open minded and not bible thumper, then read on.

I have had several instances where technology has..let’s say confused me. I totally believe in the afterlife, spirits, good, evil, all that fun stuff. I may not believe in god or even a higher power, but there is something. Ok to the point…

Today’s incident after returning home after driving to town to drop off sonations, I came home to find a message on my machine. Yay, someone loves me! I think to myself, because I rarely get messages, unless I am there and ignoring the call. There was a message on there, but not your standard message. It was what sounds like frequency, static, taps, and it sounded like someone was choking at one point, and at another it sounded like someone said something, I couldn’t make it out, after playing it about five times I gave up on it. I knew immediately though when I heard the static that is what the something that has returned. I cannot identify if it is my mother, or my husbands grandfather. I think it could be a combo of both, but I really think it is my mother coming in stronger. Because I have had more then enough specific incedents that have been around when I was thinking of her, or distraught in tears at one point or another from the grief of losing her.

People who read this must think I am a kook but, I am not, I only know what I know, and can’t explain the unexplainable. Most people might brush this off as nothing, but I believe it is just another coincidence to add to my list of things, that hopefully will sum themselves up nicely.

My logical side, wants to know how it is possible, for an answering machine to leave a message of such nature, when no call was registered on the caller ID on my phone. Everything is under a year old, so there couldn’t be anything wrong with it, so to speak. So anyone who is knowledgable of anything mentioned in this post, I would adore some feedback. This is maybe incident number 6 in the last three years, that something to do with technology, and the unexplainable has happened. I just want to know something other then nothing.

Thanks.

Karma is out to get me

For all the good I done in my life, there sure as hell ain’t no way to outweigh the negative. I think Karma is out to get me. I have another issue that arose currently, that is leaving me a bit paranoid, and wishing the weeks away to be sure. That’s as far as I am going with that one. This issue being stacked with another troubling issues totally unrelated, that I brushed off once, and it came back again to bite, So I had to bring out my posse of personality’s, and straighten up some loose ends with some sharp words. It’s just insane sometimes, my quiet little life being interrupted, it’s just not the kind of thing it needs, and can live without, but eh everything happens for a reason, and if I had not known of these things, I would be somewhere where I wouldn’t care to be. Kind of like being a mouse who doesn’t know there’s a trap.

One positive thing happened today though. This fellow poster, at my other site that is similar to Deviant Art, proposed joining forces with me, combing my recent style of works, with his design of tribal or abstract, not sure which yet, but something will be done whenever we both get around to it and whatnot. This is making me feel oh so cool to be recognized, but then again there is always this thing in the back of my mind, I call her Sue, that says be careful, you could get taken advantage of, and most of the time I don’t listen, because I want to believe there is good in everyone besides the obvious. So we will see where this little project goes, I wonder that myself.

So I added a new points of interest link, which is GNMParents, I am just now starting to read them, but the blog looks promising, so I think I am going to keep an eye on it, after all it’s about parents, and resourceful things about other thingys, or something, so it sounds good to me. Go check them out in my links list to the right. I just noticed, that I am on a link list, the FAB link list! I just have to be the millionth person to mention Mr. Fab’s blog as well which is Pointless Drivels, which is also in the list, if you want a barrel of laughs, and should be put on loony meds, then that is the blog for you to read, it is side splitting insanity, that everyone can enjoy..This announcement was brought to you By the Loony Boonies.

chow!

Loathe the Journey

There was a time, I loved house hunting, A time I cherished it with all my toe jam. Now I loathe it. There isn’t a reason for me to be impatient about things, when I really don’t want to leave here at all, but I want it done and over with, and we still have anohter couple months to go. Sooner or later, depending on everything in the process. We haven’t found cheapie homes yet, but we still got time. I have opened G up to a 2 bed, he just doesn’t want a small two bed, well neither do I. but a 2 decent bed house would be good, if we can’t get three.

What I hate also, is that it’s all false advertising online. The price ranges in rent in one place, was from from the reality when talking to the manager themselves. I would have chewed their head off, but I wasn’t in the mood to do so. I am too kind for that anyways. Then I find a three bed for really cheap, and I knew it was too good to be true, and I imagined cockroaches scurrying throughout the walls. Cheap big homes are usually like a needle in a haystack, at least the one’s up to par, and not the ones that are borderline shacks.

I can’t wait for this to be over..

I hadn’t blogged in a whole day, so I felt the need to update, for whatever reason.

chow!

I do these waaaay to often

but they are fun anyways…

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Last night with a double blade and some body wash, wouldn’t you just love to know more..well the answer is NO.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? ..
Driving into town, driving into the morning sun is not fun I tell ya.

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
I was posting my latest piece at Deviant Art, drinking some dew, telling my child good job going potty, and get back in bed.

4. What are you wearing?
Nothing short of boring mom gear.

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Everyone I hate you all, ok that’s not the case, but I hate two in particular whom are related, and that’s ’nuff said.

6. Last person to say they loved you?
My Mattman, Boo, Tonka (in his own way) and the hub.

7. Last time you had sex?
I AjgosbM RsdfhIsdfGkjkjHfsdT NdfsfOdfsdW!!!!

8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
Most of them, some of them are reversed, you have to kind of make up the words, because they are definatly not in the dictionary.

9. Last thing received in the mail?
Today I recieved a sporting magazine, and a bill, my ransom money hasn’t come in yet dammit.

10.. Do you have any famous relatives?
Nope, not that I know of and I don’t mind one bit.

12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
I sure have a few times, at the airports even, a gal can’t even get away with a wired bra.

13. How is your hair?
My hair is on the dark side today, it has not spoken to me for months now, and I believe it is time for an intervention.

14. How many different drinks have you had today?
Pepsi, Dew, Water, Fruit Punch, Milk, Tea. Do I mention I drink too much?

15. What have you eaten today?
Chicken, taters, and green beans at dinner. Oh and a half bologna and cheese sandwich.

16. Are you any good at math?
About as good as I can be for someone who loathes math.

17. Do you have plans on Friday night?
Yup, do the same things I do everyday. I can’t wait, it is going to be so exciting!

18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Only been there twice, so never really got the chance. I would much rather build sandcastles.

19. Last kiss?
A few hours ago. Someone kissed my ass earlier, does that count too?

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
I lasted 36 once, NEVER again though, I passed out on the bathroom floor, mind you, I was sober.

21.Do you like the ocean?
Like is an understatement, I love it dearly.

22. Do you stay friends with your ex’s?
When I knew of them yeah I was, not now though, been years since I seen even one.

23. Something you are excited about?
Relieving my bladder when this is done.

24. What did you do last night?
Had a very strange chat convo that ended up pissing me off.

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Yup only one though.

26. Where do you keep your change?
In a culligan water jug, like any other ghetto resident trying to save some change.

27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
It was really blurry, and I remember saying yes.

28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Alone, I like the center of the bed. Cuddling is nice, but when I am falling asleep leave me be.

29. What was the weather like on your Birthday?
It’s a summer birthday so it was sunny.

30. Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?
Oh this was is easy, that would be the non-alcoholic drinks.